New Cafe!

So, a new open air cafe opened behind the hotel today.
To get to the cafe from the front desk of the hotel, one must go down the hall and turn left. The elevator will be in front of them, and on the left there is a door to the cafe.
I've been giving people directions there for the past hour.
Some of the responses I've gotten:

• It's not on the porch? No.
• Oh, through the dining room to get there then? No.
• So we need to go around the building? No.
• Ok! *walks out front door* Erm...

Maybe we're gonna have to print up some maps.