Dear Guest,

I regret the inconvenience, but we do not have a room with 2 queen sized beds with a lake view in the $100 price range with a private bath and an attached room.
Let's keep the requests reasonable here, ok? Like... a room with 2 queen sized beds and a private bath? Totally doable. Lake view and attached room? You got it. $100 price range? Sure.
BUT NOT ALL OF THEM.
Good day,
Your disgruntled clerk